This Just In--YRP Diversity Enforcer Insp. Ricky Is NOT Muslim

It has just been brought to my attention the Insp. Ricky Veerappan of the York Regional Police's delightfully Orwellian "Diversity, Equity and Inclusion Bureau" is not, as was reported in the Ottawa Citizen, a member of the Islamic faith. Given that, his actions--sanctioning "homophobia" as long as it occurs in a religious context; strong-arming a rabbi into disinviting a mouthy anti-jihad Jewess--should be seen not as a manifestation of true belief in Islam, but as rank dhimmitude/useful idiocy. Either way, Insp. Ricky has a lot to answer for, and his behavior should be condemned in no uncertain terms.

Update: Send in the Clowns...is not the Stephen Sondheim song I've revised for Insp. Ricky. Another one--from West Side Story--is:

Dear kind Inspector Veerappan
You gotta comprehend
The jeehadis have a plan
That they cannot amend.
And that's the very message
Ms. Geller us would send.
Allahu Akbar! No wonder you won't bend.

Gee, Inspector Veerappan we're really p.o.'d.
We think that all that "equity" crap's
Got you so snowed.
We ain't no delinquents,
We just want the facts.
But you gave Pamela the axe.
Yes, the axe.
Yes, the axe, yes, the axe,
Got the "inclusion" axe
Like she "blasphemed"
And she got the axe...

Gee Inspector Veerappan,
You've done it again!
You've upheld that sharia law--
Huzzah and A-men!
It's ain't just a question of "die-versity";
Some want sharia here, you see.
Do you see?
Do you see? Do you see, see, see?
Do you see that what they want's sharee'?

The trouble is he's hazy.
The trouble's "human rights."
The trouble is he's lazy
And he's afraid of fights.
The trouble is he's clueless.
The trouble is he's blind.
Veerappan, buddy, seek and ye shall find!

Gee, Inspector Veerappan,
Please open your eyes.
Your dhimmitude's disgusting
And we're tired of the lies.
Gee, Inspector Veerappan,
What are we to do?
Gee, Inspector Veerappan,
Pan you!