Egypt's Official Tourism Website in Dire Need of an Update

Here's its intro:

The stunning, colossal monuments of Ancient Egypt never fail to astonish. The heat, sight and the light of the desert invigorate. The cool, turquoise waters rejuvenate. A romantic cruise along the world's longest river dazzles the senses. A first class getaway resort in the Red Sea Riviera is pure escapism. No place has the magic, mystery and pleasures of Egypt. Travel to Egypt to discover a world of wonder. We invite you to get the most out of your vacation with Egypt Travel, Egypt's official tourism website.

Here's what it should say:

Unless you have a death wish à la the martyrdom-minded, we advise you to stay as far away as possible until further notice.

See the pyramids along the Nile--at your own risk!