When Mike Mann comes to punish Mark Steyn.
'Cuz he dared to laugh
At Mike's hockey graph
And crossed over some "libelous" line.
It's a SLAPP-happy day at the court house
And for that Dr. Mann must be "thanked."
Should you diss his stick
He'll repeat the trick
'Cuz he thinks that his stick's sacrosanct.
The climate is changing--see how it goes:
Polar bears float on melting ice floes.
The climate is changing--raise the alarm!
It's man that's doin' the harm.
It's a marshmallow time in the U.S.
'Cuz free speech is for them, not for you.
And if you deny
Any climate guy
You will have to recant PDQ.
The science is settled,
Just so you know.
Suzuki has spoken;
Al Gore says it's so.
The science is settled,
The experts agree.
"Accede!," is what they decree.
It's a marshmallow world in the courtroom
When Mike Mann comes to punish Mark Steyn.
And if you dare diss
Mike's old hockey stick
You, too, may cross a "libelous" line.
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