Friday, March 4, 2016

Today's Dueling Limericks

This one appears in the NatPo:
The fellow who lost to Obama
Is fed up with all of his drama
& feels if folks pick it
A Donald Trump ticket
Will lead to historical trauma.
This one, replete with mixed sports metaphors, is mine:
There once was a fellow named Mitt
Who wasn't exactly a hitt.
Could have K.O.'d Barack
But mishandled the puck
And didn't hurt him a bitt.

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