Beware the Distorting Vision of Barack Obama's Magical, Mystical Rose-Coloured Lenses

Here's why he won't ever take 'em off:

Truth be told, Obama is living in a movie we all want a part in. In this movie of his everyone is the good guy, everyone loves one another, and most importantly everyone has really good health insurance. Obama's reality is precisely like the health insurance reforms he forced on Americans: In theory everything is wonderful, but in real life it's not all that great. Maybe this is why 83 senators asked to increase defense aid to Israel -- because the world isn't becoming a safer place, even if Attila the Hun isn't around anymore.

There's no Attila but there is an Ayatollah.