Sunday, November 6, 2016

My "Dear John" Letter to America

Dear America,

I love you to pieces, but your political scene has officially become way too screwy for me to process in a rational way.

In a bid to retain what's left of my sanity, I am cutting you loose until, one way or the other, the post-election dust settles.

Best o' luck in the near and distant future,

Your friend,


1 comment:

Moe said...

Dear Scaramouche:

Please don't leave me. I've got a gun.

Have a nice day,