Hey, Mr. Hooper (OT--loved your work all those years on Sesame Street), this one's for you:
A MuBrotherhood fellow named EebSaid some stuff that it's hard to beleeb.Said: jihad's overblownBut 'Slamophobia's grown:It's OUR victimhood you must perceeb.
No can do, Mr. H. No. Can. Do.