Update: A seasonal song for Keith (to the tune of "God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen"):
Goddamn it, Mr. Ellison,
We've all read your C.V.
Your Zionhass precludes your heading up
And even though Chuck Schumer thinks you're grand,
Oh, tidings of Jewry's devilry,
Oh, tidings of Jewry's devilry.