Signed, Sealed, Delivered

That giant sucking sound you hear is the death gasp of capitalism as conference attendees thrill to the climate deal, watered down though it may be:

City places, empty spaces
Filled with propaganda.
In the air it feels like North Korea.
People freaking, people speaking,
Saying, "Give us your cash;
It's the only way to save the Earth."
Climate deal, climate deal,
Hopenchange in Copenhagen.
Hear the sting:
Ka-ching! Ka-ching!
Soon UN will save the day.

Such a drama
B. Obama jetting in at the end.
Come to mend what then seemed beyond saving.
Hear him natter, such a clatter!
(Man, he makes my head ache).
The fake science alliance has won.
Climate deal, climate deal,
Hopenchange in Copenhagen.
Hear the sting:
Ka-ching! Ka-ching!
Soon UN will save the day.