Dear TSA,

Before you go adhering to that fatwa which states it's un-Islamic for Muslims to be screened by a machine that reveals every little nook and cranny and settle for subjecting the devout to a thorough pat down (while the rest of us are forced to endure the extra scrutiny of our nekkid bits) you might want to read this blog post by Debbie Schlussel. It reveals that the iman who issued the fatwa may have a good reason for wanting authorities to let down their guard, jihad-wise: he's best buds with Hezbo's "spritual leader" Sheik Mohammed Hussein Fadallah.