Friday, May 28, 2010

Illegitimi Non CARborundum Est

Remember when cars had tough, macho names--Mustang, Maverick, Corsair and, yes, even Cordoba (with "reech, Coreenthian leather")? Well, nothing says "2010" more than the name of Nissan's new electric vehicle. It's called--wait for it--the Leaf.

How...green.

With that in mind, here are a few suggestions for other car names that would be in tune with the times:
  • the Ford Diversity
  • the Honda Dhimmi
  • the Chrysler Mini-Wimp Van
  • the Subaru Gore
  • the Hyundai Grovel

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