Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Jihad Necessitates Showing Your Privates in Public

Americans  upset because every last nook, cranny and naughty bit will be on view on airport security scanners (450 of which have been purchased, with 58 already in use) should fret not. According to JaNap's DHS, the privacy of their privates will be ensured
...through the anonymity of AIT images—a privacy filter is applied to blur all images; in the operational mode images are permanently deleted immediately once viewed and are never stored, transmitted or printed; and the officer viewing the image is stationed in a remote location so as not to come into contact with passengers being screened.
And, hey, who cares if you're denuded, degraded and dehumanized so long as a scan reveals who's packing heat in their underpants?

1 comment:

rasp said...

So far it seems DHS best hope is incompetent terrorists. We're screwed!