All those who want to hitch a ride on a fast boat to Gaza, sign up here. The rest of you, please sing along:
I'd love to get you on a fast boat to Gaza
With useful idiots galore.
Get you and keep you berating the Jews.
Help those "poor" Gazans whose woes are old news.
Out on the Medi it's bound to get heady
Thinking about our virtue.
I'd love to get you on a fast boat to Gaza--
Think of the "good" we can do.