It Sunk, Ker-plunk

Make fun of the virtuous ones' "goin' postal" Gaza boat? How dare you, impuduent kafir? (H/T BCF)

Here's how:

Oh, they thought the ship Sea Hitler
Could bring in lots of mail,
And they thought they had a plot
That could never, ever fail.
But the blogosphere made fun
And the boat-niks came undone.
It was sa-ad when the mad scheme went down.

Oh, it was sad,
It was sad,
It was sad when the mad scheme went down
With its bales and bales of mai-ai-ai-ail.
It was sad when the mad scheme went down.

They were nowhere near their goal--
Three hundred g's to rock and roll--
So they held a big fundraiser
Down on Lake Ontar-eye-o.
But the bloggers caused a fuss,
Said the boat would help Hamas.
It was sad when the mad scheme went down.

Chorus

Oh, the moral of the story as you can plainly see:
Kafirs who help jihadis are loopy as can be.
There's no way civ. can survive
When the likes of Hamas thrive.
Won't be sa-ad when the jee-had goes down...