Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Jaws 'n' Jews

A Jaws-like shark got busy at the Egyptian Red Sea resort of  Sharm el-Sheikh, making a meal out of an unfortunate German tourist. The Egyptian governor of the region was quick to apportion blame where he thought it was due--on the Mossad, of course.

Update: Introducting Shmuel, the Jewish shark.

Update: I think I'll call him Yasser and sing him this:

Yasser, that's my sharky.
No sir, no malarkey.
Yasser, that's my sharky now...

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