Justin! Justin! Justin!

Maclean's scribbler Paul Wells gushes like a Bieber-adoring tweener over Pierre 'n' Maggie's floppy-haired spawn. (Embarrassingly--for both the gusher and his employer--it makes the cover of the latest Maclean's.)

Sigh. It seems like only yesterday when Fidel Castro dandled young Justin on his knee.