Heather Mallick's "Funny" Romney Attack--His Wife's Horse Should be His Running Mate

To rejig an ancient TV show theme song:

A horse is a horse,
Or course, of course,
And no once would bother about a horse.
That is, of course, unless the horse
Was the prop. of  Mrs. R.
Go right to the source,
Deride the horse,
And try to derail Mister Romney's course.
He's rich perforce and what is worse*
Is he isn't Mr. O.

*rhymes with horse--just for fun