If a Tree (call it "the NDP") Engages in Corruption in a Primeval Forrest (for the Sake of this Extended Metaphor, the Terrain Staked Out By Singing-from-the-Same-Leftist-Hymnal Canadian Media) Does It Make a Sound?

It does--a little one, but it's no thanks to the communal hymn-singers who are determined to find the Conservatives (them and their "hidden agenda") behind that robo-calls scandale, by gum.