Friday, August 17, 2012

If A-hole A-jad Disses You, You Must be Doing Something Right

Just in time for Khomeini's Al Quds Day...:
Israel's existence is an "insult to all humanity," Iran's president said Friday in one of his sharpest attacks yet against the Jewish state, as Israel openly debates whether to attack Iran over its nuclear program.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said confronting Israel is an effort to "protect the dignity of all human beings."

"The existence of the Zionist regime is an insult to all humanity," Ahmadinejad said. He was addressing worshippers at Tehran University after nationwide pro-Palestinian rallies, an annual event marking Quds (Jerusalem) Day on the last Friday of the holy month of Ramadan.
Au contraire, A-hole. Israel's existence is a boon to humanity in so many respects. Whereas the initiator of your vile revolution was a crackpot and a crank, and all he gave humanity was a sex manual for those inclined to pounce on fleecy, four-legged critters.

Mind you, I'm sure it has come in handy over the years. (Is that a piece of fluff I detect on your rumpled suit jacket, Mahmoud? The result of faulty laundering, or have you been sneaking into the meadow again for a romantic romp with the second Mrs. A-jad, the one who's soft and silken?)

The first Mrs. A-Jad who, looks-wise, compares unfavourably to sheep

Khomeini's Iran: Where men are men and the sheep are afraid

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