Today in Sharia Silliness/the Islamist War on Women: For Chicks in Indonesia's Aceh, "Straddling" Motorbikes Is Now Forbidden

Riding a bike sidesaddle may be inconvenient, not to mention downright dangerous, not to mention all but impossible, but it's the only option that's sharia compliant, apparently:

In Aceh, a woman can't straddle;
She can only ride sidesaddle.
It's a feat that won't worq
If she's wearing a burqa.
(If I were her, I'd skedaddle.)