"If Saudi Arabia Is the Custodian of Any Two Things, They Are Imperialism and Zionism"

I've read some nutty things in my time, but that line, from a deranged rant in daffy Zaffy's Khomeinist rag, may well be the biggest pistachio ever.

Update: The rag's Facebook page "likes" Canadians for Justice and Peace  in the Middle East. Birds of a feather, eh?