As Time Goes By--We Infidels Have Grown More and More Clueless

Wherein I update an American songbook classic:

You must be flipping mad
If you can't see jihad
Where others just see crime.
Their fundamentalism applies
In our own time.

They think that they'll go far
With shouts of "Allahu Akbar!"
Their reason has a rhyme.
It comes from age-old texts
In our own time.

Mullahs and clerics
Always up-to-date.
Mining those nuggets,
Those passages of hate.
Infidels will suffer;
That is their promised fate
For the sake
Of auld lang syne.

It's still the same old story.
A fight for Islam's glory:
A mountain they must climb.
No matter what we do deny
In our own time.