Sorry I Missed This Feminist Conference Featuring "Felt Vaginas"

Just kidding. In fact, had I been in London, where it took place, I would have given it as wide a berth as possible because of stuff like this:

The kids look happy enough playing with the vagina-related artwork, which includes an artistic interpretation of menstruation and some plaster vaginas. There is even a crafts stand selling vagina-themed handicrafts. Getting into the swing of things, I consider buying a felt vagina ring (for the finger), but chicken out at the last minute.

Talk about fun for the whole family! (I must admit that when I read the headline about "felt vaginas" I thought these chicks were engaging in some of that "she-bopping." I didn't realize the vaginas in question were made out of felt. Oh, well; silly moi.)