Prediction: The Only Thing Shovel-Ready in Obama's State of the Union Address Is the B.S.

In case you feel like forgoing the thing, Mark Steyn describes how it'll all go down:

 The president gives a performance, extremely animatedly, head swiveling from left-side prompter to right-side prompter, continually urging action now: "Let's start right away. We can get this done. . . . We can fix this. . . . Now is the time to do it. Now is the time to get it done." And at the end of the speech, nothing gets done, and nothing gets fixed, and, after a few days' shadowboxing between admirers and detractors willing to pretend it's some sort of serious legislative agenda, every single word of it is forgotten until the next one.

Let me be clear...it's going to be a real snoozeroo.