Saturday, October 10, 2015

Of Muppets and POTUS-Wannabes

A New Yorker writer casts the presidential Muppet show:
...Hillary Clinton is Miss Piggy, Joe Biden is Fozzie, Bernie Sanders is Gonzo, Jeb Bush is Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Ben Carson is Rowlf, Marco Rubio is Scooter, Chris Christie is Sweetums, Carly Fiorina is Janice, John Kasich is Sam the Eagle, Rand Paul is Beaker, Ted Cruz and Mike Huckabee are Statler and Waldorf, and Donald Trump, obviously, is Animal...
Come now, the Donald's hair isn't nearly as unruly (or as red) as Animal's.

Update: On second thought...

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