Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Ant Can't Move That Plant

George Mitchell has arrived for the latest agonizingly pointless round of the non-peace peace process amid what the Jerusalem Post calls "low hopes".

Hey, I think I know that song:

Just when you're low,
Feel there's nowhere to go,
Not a whit to be learned--
Same lame old show.

Just what makes Obama's envoy
Think he has an e-ffective ploy?
Anyone knows that boy, oy,
Hasn't got a new ploy.

So he's got low hopes,
He's got low hopes.
He's got "nowhere-to-go-cushion-the-blow" hopes.
So any time the wheel needs grease,
Feel like talkin' "peace,"
Just remember that 'voy.
Whoops, there goes another maladroit,
Whoops, there goes another maladroit,
Whoops, there goes another maladroit ploy.

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