Not-So-Edgy in D.C.

Comedy Central's "edgy" smirkers, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, have convened dueling rallies on Washington Mall. Stewart's will be dedicated to "restoring sanity," while Colbert (quel tee hee) will harp on "truthiness," the term coined on his unwatchable TV show. Because as we know it's ever so much easier for Comedy Central yucksters to spoof knuckle-dragging Tea Party folk who cling to their guns and God (and who don't watch Stewart and Colbert) than it is to, say, make fun of the Prophet Muhammad.