Thursday, January 6, 2011

For the RCMP, Sorry Seems to be the Easiest Word

The news that our demented national police force saw fit to apologize to the Muslim community for arresting a trio of wannabe shahids during "the holy month of Ramadan" inspired the following rewrite of an old Wings hit:

We're so sorry all you Muslims.
We're so sorry if we went and upset you.
We're so sorry all you Muslims,
But we're exquisitely mannered
And we haven't got a clue.
We're so sorry we kafirs disturbed your holy, holy time.
We're so sorry all you Muslims.
We're not even certain if those lads
Were gonna do that crime...

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