Occupy: The Musical

Here are some show tunes from the Globe and Mail:

Here are a few of mine:

76 iPhones there at "Occupy"

With a 110 rich kids who hate dad.

There were more than a dozen guys

Who thought Marx and Chomsky wise.

There were folks who were stark raving mad...

Gray skies aren't gonna clear up--

Put on a crappy face.

Capitalism--jeer up,

Put on a crappy face.

Act like a revolutionary 'cuz

That means you're cool.

You'll feel so good but unaware that you

Look like a fool...

People with money and all corporations,

Forecasts too sunny and great expectations,

That crap one percent who behave like they're kings:

These are a few of my most hated things...

Ain't got (cluck cluck ssssss) steam heat,

Ain't got (cluck cluck ssssss) steam heat,
Ain't got (cluck cluck ssssss) steam heat,

'Cuz I'm sleepin' in a park that's frikkin' cold...