The foreskin, apparently, has fans galore. Oddly enough, though, there don't appear to be any Lovers of the Labia or Champions of the Clitoris willing to take to the streets to decry female genital obliteration. You would think that at least some of those who watched or took part in a production of The Vagina Monologues would be willing to do so--in which case, you would be dead wrong. That crowd would never protest the vile practice lest they be required to turn in their membership to the Multiculti Cultural Relativists Club.
Update: In other news about coastal pricks, a man with a giant penis was stopped by airport security in San Francisco.