But How Do You Thank Someone Who Has Taken You From Canines to Korans?*

Commenting on Madonna's newfound enthusiasm for Islam and its holy book (which she "dares" people to open), Mark Steyn writes:

Okay. I opened Madonna’s book. It was the Sex book. She’s naked sprawled over a wall with her bottom in the air, and some enthusiastic dogs down below. For her new Muslim friends, the dogs may be a problem.

Hey, when you've tried pretty much everything in the area of polymorphous perversion, including canoodling with man's best friend, sharia and burqas represent the new frontier.

*Arcane reference to a line in the song "To Sir With Love"