How To Show Two Canadian "Folk Heroes" That You Wuv Them

They're comin' home, they're sprung from jail.
Well, it seems their "mission" was an epic fail.
They blundered into Egypt at a very dicey time.
The military found 'em and accused them of a crime.
They'll come home on our dime.
So tie a pink keffiyeh on the maple tree,
It's been weeks and weeks
Of their misery.
If you don't tie that schmatta
'Round the maple tree,
You're nonchalant,
No bien pensant,
As ev'ryone can see.
If you don't tie that schmatta
'Round the may-pull tree...



Update: On the Oakley Show this morning, Ezra Levant notes that the "folk heroes" had some strange equipment with them--i.e. remote control helicopter drones. Could it be that they enjoy playing with these toys a la Bruce Jenner? Could be. But Levant thinks it's highly unlikely.