Song for a "Saviour"

Some decades ago in Ottawa
So the Wikipedia say
Maggie's boy child Justin. T.
Was born on Christmas Day.

Hark, now hear the Lib'rals crow
As one and all agree
That they will soon regain control
Because of Justin T.

While sufferers of HDS*
Keep the Senate scandal hot
Justin's handlers work like mad
'Cuz the battle must be fought.

Hark, now hear the Lib'rals crow
As one and all agree
That they will soon regain control
Because of Justin T.

Now, Andrew seethed about that Steve
And Evan he did, too.
While, meanwhile, Justin got applause
From silly, lefty Jews.

Hark, now hear the Lib'rals crow
As one and all agree
That they will soon regain control
Because of Justin T.

And come election day you'll see
A changing of the guard
As people swoon for Justin T.
And fall so fast and hard.

Hark, now hear the Lib'rals crow
As one and all agree
That they will soon retake the land
Because of Justin T.

*Harper Derangement Syndrome