Dueling Limericks

Here's today's "LIMERICKING" feature in the National Post:

Ben Carson, embroiled in strife
Concerning the tale of his life,
Insists it's no lie;
He really did try
To murder a boy with a knife.

Here's my return volley:

Obama's bio had manifold lies

And yet he got a Nobel Peace Prize.

And while he's been POTUS

It's been hard not to notice

His lies haven't caused his demise.