Something Meant To Make You Feel All Warm 'n' Fuzzy Inside

Silly "Islamophobes." Islam is completely innocuous--the religion of unicorns and kittens (or something like that). And if you don't believe me, check out this CNN report about a mosquerific road trip. (I guess it would have been rude to inquire if any of the 30 mosques visited en route are kept up and running by the Wahhabis?)