A Modest Muppet Proposal

If on the off chance that the 9/11 mastermind is acquited of his crimes by a military court in Gitmo, don't you think that, given his looks, he coud have a second successful career as a Muppet? He's certainly furry enough. And since the name and character "Herry Monster" (the monster Khalid perhaps most closely resembles physically, even though Herry is beardness and, well, blue) and "Fozzie" have been taken, how about calling him "Fuzzi Jihadi" monster?