Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Nursery Rhymes For Desperate Times

Barack be nimble, Barack be loquacious.
Barack falls flat on his face.
How audacious!
**************
Iggy the man has no voting plan;
His wife hasn't one, but don't quote her.
And so betwixt 'em both you see
There's nary a single voter.
***************
Hickory dickory dock,
CASMO gave Barbara Hall a nice clock.
And it ain't no fluke
CASMO likes David Duke.
Hickory dickory dock.

Hickory dickory Jew,
Jack Layton accepted one, too.
The clock struck thirteen--
An Orwellian scene.

Hickory dickory Jew.
***************
"Human Rights" mausoleum
Makes no sense at all.
"Human Rights" mausoleum
It had a great fall.
All of the Aspers
And all of their hollers
Could not seem to justify
This waste of our dollars.
***************
Twinkle, twinkle little House
Hear you sayin', "Juden, raus!"
Seethe that Jews' crimes make you burn.
Promise that you'll soon "return".
Twinkle, twinkle little House
Hear you sayin', "Juden, raus!"

Twinkle, twinkle little Judge
See you fib and fink and fudge.
What a stinking little traitor.
Helped the Hamas alligator.
Twinkle, twinkle little Judge
See you fib and fink and fudge.

3 comments:

Don Sharpe said...

Help, my sides hurt! Hilarious!
You just need an artist and you've got a best selling children's book.

scaramouche said...

Thanks, Don.

scream said...

You are on a roll!!