They're Here for a Good Time, Not a Long Time

The resourceful Blazing Cat Fur has "found" (i.e. fabricated) a copy of the citizenship test filled out by not-a-Canuck Oh Zsuzsanna, wife of Canuck-of-convenience Iggy. (As an aside, I was remarking to my politics-obsessed son this morning--gee, wonder where he gets it from--that I think a big reason for Iggy's decided lack of appeal with the Canadian electorate is that he has a truly awful speaking voice. Thin, high, nasal, reedy--and his voice is, too [rim shot]. Really, he needs a vocal coach to teach him to speak from the chest, not the throat, and maybe make him do some of those "Moses supposes his toeses are roses" exercises that silent movie stars who wanted to make the transition to "talkies" used to do--as least in Singin' in the Rain.)