I Wanna Be a Kardashian

Thought I'd share the words of my latest song:

I wanna be a Kardashian
And have straight long, dark hair.
I wanna be a Kardashian
And swear at my mom on the air.
Don't you know it's the height of "fashian"
To dash off with their devil-may-care?
I wanna be a Kardashian,
I'll be Kandy, or Kelly, or Klare.

I wanna be a Kardashian;
Bruce Jenner'll be my step-dad.
I wanna be a Kardashian
And get paid to get testy and mad.
Can't you see that I have a "pashian"
For all that Kardashian fare?
I wanna be a Kardashian,
I'll  be Kandy, or Kelly, or Klare.

I wanna be a Kardashian
And marry a really big jock.
I wanna be a Kardashian,
Wear a luxe Vera Wang wedding frock.
I have such immense "compashian"
For those who are always "out there."
I wanna be a Kardashian,
I'll be Kandy, or Kelly, or Klare.

I wanna be a Kardashian,
Wanna share the Kardashian "brand".
I wanna be a Kardashian,
A Kardashian me would be grand.
What they lack in actual talent
They make up for in savoir faire.
I wanna be a Kardashinan,
I'll be Kandy, or Kelly, or Klare.

I wanna be a Kardashian,
Earn big coin for being "myself".
I wanna be a Kardashian,
Don't wanna be stuck on the shelf.
Though I know there's simply no rationale
For wanting Kris J. as ma mere,
I wanna be a Kardashian,
I'll be Kandy, or Kelly, or Krystal,
Or Kathy, or Keely, or Koral,
Or Kookie, or Kokie, or Kyra, or Kara,
Or Klare.