Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Gives a Whole New Meaning to "Fore-play"

From the Daily Caller:
Two Missouri women redefined the meaning of golf being a gentleman’s game.
The Riverfront Times reports that police were called to Woodlands Golf Course in Alton, Ill., on Monday after a citizen complained that the women were “exposing their sexual organs.”

Shelly Lewis, 45, and Alicia Binford, 43, were charged with public indecency, a misdemeanor. Both women posted $100 bond, The Daily Mail reports.

When police arrived, Madison County Sherrif’s Capt. Mike Dixon said, “the officers didn’t witness Binford and Lewis golfing, they witnessed them pulling their shirts up.”
Dixon said there was cause for concern because children lived surrounding neighborhood.

Dixon told The Daily Mail this sort of behavior is uncommon, but FOX 2 reports that sources indicate this incident occurred at the “Naked Golf Tournament,” which has been an annual event for the last six years.

Capt. Dixon disputed the notion that these women were “professionals.”

“They’re not strippers, they’re golfers,” said Dixon.
Er, isn't it possible to be both (i.e. golfers who strip/strippers who golf)? (They must have a very strange anatomy if their "sexual organs" are located under their shirts.)

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