Mideast Side Story

You knew that the rivalry in Egypt would boil down to a turf war between the MuBros and the military. Here the former comport themselves a la Bernstein/Sondheim:

When you're a Bro you're a Bro through and through
From your first "Allahu Akbar"
To your last "kill the Jew."
When you're a Bro you're a confident dude.
You can finesse your goals.
You don't need to be rude.
You're never alone.
You've always got the ummah.
You're home with your own,
You entertain each rumor
With great good humor.
Then you've got cred with a capital "C"
Which you'll wield with such force
And immense clarity.
When you're a Bro you stay a Bro!...