"I Really Just Want to Throw Up"

Me too, Michelle.

Update: America's Sociopath Fetish



Update: Everyone sing!

Well, he's a holy warrior
And Rolling Stone is whore-ier
Than it's ever been before.
Wants to sell lotsa copies
'Cuz the rag's a flop. He's
On the cover 'cuz he's not a bore.
He's just a poor little lamb
And he don't eat ham.
He's a "victim" who is all alone.
Just call him "Jihad Jonas"
And, yes, as a bonus
He's on the cover of the Rolling Stone.
(Rolling Stone) Wanna see his picture on the cover?
(Stone)Wanna buy five copies for his mother.
(Stone)Wanna see his "pretty" face
On the cover of the Rolling Stone...