A Plan That Would Be Totally Do-able If We Didn't Have Awful Traffic, Lots of High Hills and Seven Months of Winter

Another fabulous idea from the eco-freaks who brought us those power-challenged wind turbines:

“Our goal is to make Ontario the premier cycling province in Canada— a place that promotes safe and healthy travel alternatives connecting people to their jobs, schools, parks and places of interest right across the province,” said Transportation and Infrastructure Minister Glen Murray.

Best o' luck with that one, Glen.