Daff E. Duck? Ima Jewhater? Sarah Palin? Bushy McChimphitler? Pogue Mahone?

If you're have a sec and are so inclined, you can sign George Soros's internet petition with any name you'd like (including those suggested above) to help prevent Suncor from polluting our pristine hinterland with its ee-ville non-leftist broadcasting. Ezra Levant has the details here.