Sunday, May 8, 2011

AFP Romanticizes a Jihadi's Life on the Lam

AFP reports:
ABBOTTABAD, Pakistan — Three women, 12 children, cows, rabbits and chickens all hid behind the high wall where Osama bin Laden carved out a family life, set to the gentle rhythm of changing seasonal crops outside his gate.
How delightful! And about as far away from a small, dark cave in the tribal badlands (where we silly kafirs presumed he was living) as it's possible to be. FYI, here's the song the contented family sang on their "charming" (AFP's word) farm as they went about their chores during their protracted rustic idyll:

Old bin Laden had a farm,
Jihad-jihad-oh!
And on his farm he had some wives,
Jihad-jihad-oh!
With a kvetch, kvetch here and a kvetch, kvetch there.
Here a kvetch, there a kvetch,
Ev'rywhere a kvetch, kvetch.
Old bin Laden had a farm,
Jihad-jihad-oh!

Old bin Laden had a farm,
Jihad-jihad-oh!
And on his farm he had some kids.
Jihad-jihad-oh!
With a shaheed here and a shaheed there,
Here a 'heed, there a 'heed, ev'rywhere a 'heed, 'heed.
Old bin Laden had a farm,
Jihad-jihad-oh!...

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