Funniest Thing I've Read All Day

From the Jewish Tribune:

TORONTO – According to media speculation and a number of highly reliable sources, Bernie Farber, CEO of the non-partisan Canadian Jewish Congress (CJC), will be appointed by Premier Dalton McGuinty to run for the Liberals against Thornhill Progressive Conservative MPP?Peter Shurman in the October provincial election.

When reached for comment, Farber would not confirm his candidacy; he told the Jewish Tribune that he could not speak on this issue until the end of the month, as no official appointments have been announced. However, he did confirm that he still holds his position as CEO of CJC.

"Non-partisan"--in a very lefty/Liberal/tikkun olam-y sort of way.