Sunday, March 29, 2015

What Chicks Should Know BEFORE Being Lured to Syria By Offers of Free Kittens and Nutella--ISIS Has the Same Check-Out Policy as the Hotel California

Which is to say you can check out any time you like but you can never leave:
The risks of moving into a war zone and being caught between warring factions or aerial strikes are rarely mentioned. In addition, there are reports of sexual abuse or teenage girls forced to move from one husband to another as their fighter husbands are killed. 
 Clearly what is never mentioned in the propaganda is that joining the Islamic State may be easy — getting out is hard.
Kittens are cute and Nutella is sweet, but they hardly make up for the life of sheer misery these "caliphettes"/sluts for jihad are signing up for.

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