This headline--G7 leaders bid 'Auf Wiedersehen' to carbon fuels--is to blame for what follows, a reworking of The Sound of Music's "Eidelweiss":
They're to blame for our crisis.
But we don't care what the price is.
Solar and wind's how we'll show we've sinned,
Sinned and need absolution.
That's his whole contribution.
Carbon's the foe so they'll strike a blow,
Strike a blow for its conquest.
What a crock! Empty talk.
They are all on the wrong quest.