Twelver Mishegas Du Jour: Iran's Ahmadinejad (Remember Him?) Accuses the U.S. of Trying to Sabotage the Return of the Mahdi

Apparently, the CIA is behind a concerted effort to thwart the 12th iman's (the Shia messiah's) reappearance.

And here I thought it was the Joooooos who were behind it...