Thursday, August 20, 2015

Gag Moi: Shinan Govani Calls Justin Trudeau Canada's 'JFK Jr.'

Govani, who used to troll the celebrity gossip beat for the National Post, tells Daily Beast readers that the Little Dauphin (sorry, Shinan, but to call him a "JFK Jr." is to insult JFK Jr., JFK Sr., and even Grandpa Joseph P.) has a shot at beating the right. First, though, he'll have to surmount a few hurdles:
The thing about all this, of course, is he needs to get through the hula-hoop of a national election first before he can razzle-dazzle internationally. 
The source of his appeal is also his Achilles’s heel. For every Canadian who’s wooed by Trudeau’s youth, and his relative charisma, there are those who remain unpersuaded, or find it unctuous.
Not only unctuous. Also jejune. Also about as likely to "razzle-dazzle" the world scene as Bambi is likely to "razzle-dazzle" Godzilla (see below):

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